I was resting on a bench in the park, minding my own business. Then an errant high-energy experiment in the nearby physics lab zapped me into another realm. I found myself in the Kingdom of Pelsa, ruled by the orc warrior, King Jend, and his elven sorceress wife, Queen Aida. 

They assigned their staff to look after me, and I underwent the rather unpleasant Intensive Language Course to learn the language, High Goblin. I lived in the kingdom for two years before they figured out how to send me back. 

While in Pelsa, I came across four sagas dealing with the earlier days of the nation. I brought them with me when I returned to our earth, where I was unfortunately forced back into grad school. 

I am now working to translate the Pelsan sagas. I have finished the translation of the first two sagas, which are King Jend's Loyal Creatures and Princess Wyndy's Human Friends.  

I'm trying to get it together to translate the third saga.